Putting On A One Piece Ostomy Bag

And introducing... STELLA de STOMA - in her first screen appearance	Co-starring... The Scar (noticeably different from last screen appearance... the public ask the question 'plastic surgery?')
Also co-starring... The Bag... (stereotypically typecast in throw away roles)	Nude Scene... The Bag (without it's plastic backing - note the tab that helps as a guide to positioning the bag where you want it to be - the angle)
Flexibility Bending the bag to help with positioning	Even more flexibility aka Flexibility 2... The Sequel
The Love Scene Stella de Stoma and The Bag come together at last	Love Scene - Take II A different angle and featuring a cameo appearance by Liz's fat stomach (Umm... Liz's words - not mine lol)
Love Scene - Take III They're still at it.........(the bag is now being attached from the base of the stomal area)	But Wait... There's More! Pressing firmly against the base of the wafer to stick it to abdomen and work upwards, sticking as you go
The Perfect Pair Stella de Stoma now totally enveloped in the luuuuurve of The Bag	The End Well... of The Bag anyway... just to give you a look at the velcro closure bags
Simply fold up 2 easy folds	Flip Flip the velcro tabs into place
And Tuck Away Discreetly tucks into the outer cover of the bag so nothing nasty can be seen and so the rigid foam edges don't dig in to unsuspecting fleshy bits	Don't forget... to pull your knickers up!
Voila! Bag? What bag?	And the winner is... Stella de Stoma's Agent/Manager and also Executive Producer, Director, Head of Costume... oh, jeez, you know the rest... Liz

Webmistress's Note: Alas, Liz informs me that the romance between Stella and Mr Bag didn't last. Apparently, Stella really is heartless and pooped on Mr Bag and then discarded him a couple of days later :(

Worse still... she wouldn't even do it herself.. she got Liz to remove him and do her dirty work!

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